Granted! But the code thief was Zyle's Crazy Cleaning Robot and it decides to eat you.
I wish Pringles chips weren't addicting.
Granted! They are no longer addicting, nor are they even edible to you at all now, even the mere mention of them sends you into puking spasms, which leads you to being addicted to Mind altering chemicals to prevent you from ever realizing someone has brought pringles anywhere near you.
I wish I had an unlimited source of full cases of LiveWire Mountain Dew.
Granted, but no matter what u do or how u try, u can never open them...
I wish i could sleep!!!
granted, while suffering through your insomnia, you head to the hallway closet to see if there's anythign in there to entertain you for a little while. Upon opening the door, the cliche bowling ball falls off the top shelf (I never understood why people keep bowling balls uncased on the top shelf..) and hit's you on the head knoicking you out cold for 15 hours making you miss work the next day and you get fired for it.
I wish OSI would release a client that was actually "good".
Granted! But some how durring the process they made it only playable on a pc equal to those used at N.A.SA.
I wish it would stop raining every time I have a day off from work.
Granted! But the sun shines so brightly on that one day off that your house catches fire and burns to the ground! (To bad it didn't rain, Huh)
I wish I had a dime for every time my wife said huh? or what?
Granted, You recieve one dime bag of pot for each time your wife say's "Huh?" or "What?". Needless to say the cops catch on to what's going on and you are sent to jail for intent to sell.
I Wish I had a car.
Granted, but you can't fit in it because it's a HotWheels!
I wish people elected to office were shot in the head if there was ANY evidence of corruption found. (Yeah, slip me $500, and I'll vote for your bill to pass through congress!)
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An Corp
*targets thread*
Granted, but it'll lead to no-one left running the office and USA falling to anarchy!
I wish I could come up with a good wish.
granted, but unfortunately you are unable to use it because you already used up your wish.
I wish time wouldnt pass so quickly
Granted, but time will stop eternally.
I wish I could give up with my excessive Coca-Cola drinking habit
granted, now you drink warm japanese yogurt beverages instead.
I wish beef jerky grew on trees
Granted, but Maddox eats all the beef jerky... and the trees in the process.
I wish an infinite amount of wishes anyone can't corrupt.
Granted! You now have an infinite number of non-corruptable wishes which will never come true.
I wish I would complete all of the custom work needed to get my shard online.
Granted, now you can sit back and share the fruits of your hard work with a zero player average

I wish UO was more popular.