Granted! However, it uses nuclear fission to operate.
I wish I had a job that I loved with pay I was happy with.
Granted, but a few months later you develop mysterious health problems due too the secret animal testing they do in the hidden below ground floors of the building.
I wish I could get sunuo to work. (yes SunUO... not runuo)
(PS~ neuclear powered means a cheap electric bill! WOOT)
Granted! SunUO is now at your work.
I wish I got bigger salary.
Granted! You now have a bigger salary. 1 cent bigger.
I wish I could stay more focused.
Granted! You can now focus perfectly, but only to one thing at a time. Oops, better keep focusing on breathing like your life depended on it! Because it does.
I wish there were less cheaters in GTA:VC multiplayer mods.
Granted! Now no one plays GTA:VC multiplayer mods any more. Welcome to your new cheater free (and person free) multiplayer environment!
I wish my dog wouldn't cut farts.
Granted, he now has explosive diarrhea.
I wish my apartment hadn't burned down.
Granted. Your apartment didn't burn, but everything inside it did.
I wish my boss wasn't such an idiot.
Granted, now your boss is so intelligent he says things that constantly confuse you, and then laughs about how simpleminded you are. He even goes so far as to consider filling out the forms for govt support for employing mentally retarded people.
I wish people wouldn't buy big vehicles just on the stupid old theory that "bigger is better"... (my current consolation is that they're getting raped at the gas stations)
Granted. People no longer buy big vehicles just on the stupid old theory that "bigger is better.
Now they buy them for prestige and one-upmanship.
I wish it was time to leave work!
Granted. It is now time to leave work... but your office door is stuck and you cannot get out, and you just finished drinking three Big Gulps.
I wish I had a Big Gulp.
Granted, but something is wrong with the cup, and it makes everything in it taste like someone pee'd in it.
I wish people would learn how to drive.
PS~ "Now they buy them for prestige and one-upmanship." .... at least they still get raped at the gas station.
Granted! Now everyone (including infants!) knows how to drive. But the roads are so clogged with cars that you can't go anywhere any more.
I wish the weather would improve.
Granted! The weather does improve. However the Earths Equator has shifted and massive volcanic eruptions are occurring all over the world and soon all life as we know it will be extinct.
I wish I had a better job!
Granted! You've been hired as the chief executive officer for a multi-million dollar corporation. However, within minutes, the board of directors realizes that you are totally unqualified for the job and you are terminated without pay or benefits under your contract's separation clause.
I wish gas prices were under $1 a gallon again.