Chipetaw the Monkey was removing radioactive waste from his shower drain when suddenly a goat jumped through his window. "Marmalade", a drunk ferret said while licking the glowing sucker. "Would you like to feel how my tail twitches when you plug in my electric blanket and turn it to ludicrous heat?" Chipetaw stared at the smoldering pile of goo while the ferret grew a a mushroom in his left ear while sticking out his flaming tongue. The drunk ferret then Died. and the goat dipped him in chocolate. Suddenly, The sky turned gray as the hordes of of lemmings rushed off to get his brother from the evil candymaker named Arte gordon. He whipped out his Big Coruption Lolipop, Glaring menacingly at his big toe ."Time for a dip" He said as he started to undress himself. "GUARDS! there's a thief!" someone cried out as the polka dotted dragon snatched his monkey by by his nose yelling "I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I LIKE PIE!" WHY Do you smell like Fece's in the rain? The monkey tilted his cowboy hat over his bulging huge rock hard Pimple as he said, "Howdy there... EEP!... ma'am, Could you please touch my back so I will know how it isn't still covered in great green globs of silly putty. I really wonder why the two hemispheres of my globe seem to glow together