Granted, I pull your sore tooth out and you're left with a huge hole in your mouth.
I wish I didn't have to spend the entire afternoon on a bus today to go to a place I don't even want to go.
granted. You are kicked off of the bus and have to walk the rest of the way.
I wish I had some cream cheese for my bagel
Granted, in the depth's of your leftover stuffed fridge you manage to find some cream cheese, it expired in august.
I wish I could have as much fun as I had last night every night.
Wish granted grasshopper, but your ability to control your bodily functions fails you when your at your peak of having fun.
I wish that damn bird outside my window would shut up so I could get some sleep!!!
Wish granted but you are awaken'd 30 minutes later by 20 cats serenading you with thier version of Y.M.C.A .
I wish they'd actualy put something decent on TV again.
Granted, but now the channel wont change off of a infomerical and u cant watch anything good on tv now.
I wish i could figure out this silly npc quest
Granted, but your [xmledit no longer works. In fact, it now reads [global wipe everytime you type it!!!
I wish they made peanut butter out of walnuts.
Granted, the imposible becomes possible and the universe tears itself apart ending every last bit existence.
I wish I had a better graphics card.
Granted, but as soon as you install it the motherboard blows up and fries everything on it.
I wish I had a robot that cleaned this house for me.
Granted, but the robot goes psycho killing you and Shadow1980
I wish I had the ability to teleport without error.
Wish granted. You celebrate by teleporting into space, at the exact coordinates you specified. Shame you forgot to bring an oxygen mask and tank. In addition, due to the expansion of the universe, the math required to make such leaps into precise locations sets your capacity for sane thought vanish. This leaves you a bumbling idiot floating in space, gasping in vain for air that does not exists where you are.
I wish this event was televised on pay-per-view television.
Granted! Except all those who decided to watch it where all teleported along with the individual who teleported leaving them all in the same state.
I wish Someone would code my custom house teleporters for classic houses.
Granted! Someone steals your idea and codes it, and refuses to share their code with you.
I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist this afternoon... *fears*
Granted! You now have to go to a podiatrist because you woke up and noticed you grew 3 extra toes on your left foot.
I wish my car ran on air instead of gas.
Granted! But since it now runs on Air it sucked all the air from the inside of the car instantly causing a vaccuum and suffocated you to death.
I wish I found the person who stole the code and refused to share it so I could feed them to Zyles Crazy Cleaning Robot.