* weeds her way thru the ad banners* granted but a dragon flys by and melts it.
i wish for um... um... ya... i wish the weather would make up its mind!
Granted, Sky cloud's clear revealing a brilliant blue sky, A bright warm sun, and hundreds of meteor's heading straight for your house.
I wish I had a rose.
(btw EWE!)
Granted, but it's dead and has no petals left.
I wish my speakers weren't making a crazy buzzing noise :-/
granted, now they are making a crazy whining noise.
I wish my car ran.
granted but its makes the same crazy whineing nose the speakers did and the raido wont shut off only plays polka music... very loudly...
i wish i could figure out this silly mul patching thingie ma bob
Granted, But for some reason, you're computer has blueish smoke coming out of it.
I wish the forums were working again. (YAY!)
granted but now everything is in hot pink colors and lime green font
i wish my hot water heater wored so i could take a nice hot shower
Granted, You turn the shower on to see if the water is hot, it is. You get yourself "Ready" to get into the shower, Check the water again before slipping into the shower. The hot water feels so good as it runs down your flesh. You start to feel more relaxed. Just then, I flush the toilet in the other bathroom.
I wish, I had a better computer.
granted but then you realize as u flush the toliet, your new computer is in it. =P
I wish my stupid car wasnt broken *pouts*
granted, your car works just fine. But you are completely out of gad.
I wish I could drink as much as I wanted and not get a hangover.
Granted, but you drank so much thinking you would be fine the next morning, and wake up in bed with 3 gay men from the bar!
I wish I had not granted your wish.
Granted, Instead of me waking up with 3 gay men, You find yourself with three gay men in the morning.
I wish had another hundred dollars on top of what I have now.
Granted, but you put it all in your wallet and get mugged 5 minutes later...
I wish my alarm clock had actually gone off this morning!
Granted, It goes off, you sleep right through it.
I wish I was good with women :/.
Granted, but every woman u meet falls psychoticatly ( like fatal attraction kinda) love with you and you find all your stuffed animals being boiled.

I wish this tooth would stop hurting...